HQ DIRECTORY / ALL FLOORS
DEPARTMENT
CORRIDOR.
Fifteen doors. Several important missions. One office nobody remembers approving.
Search & Rescue
Find the missing. Bring snacks for the search.
Fire Division
Respond quickly. Inspect every hydrant twice.
Space Program
Explore responsibly beyond the treat horizon.
Airport Security
Keep departures smooth and sandwiches declared.
Therapy Unit
Provide calm, comfort, and excellent listening.
Construction Crew
Measure twice. Dig whenever necessary.
Postal Service
Deliver every message, regardless of squirrels.
Lifeguard Team
Watch the water. Secure the beach ball.
Mountain Patrol
Keep high trails safe and thermoses upright.
Café Crew
Protect the croissants. Maintain excellent foam.
Farm Division
Supervise gates, weather, and suspicious turnips.
Marine Rescue
Assist every vessel, gull, and drifting lunchbox.
Weather Unit
Observe the sky and file clouds alphabetically.
Night Watch
Keep the lamps warm and corridors accounted for.
Lost Sock Investigation Bureau
Follow the lint. Reunite every pair.